# Field Guide to This House

Welcome to the Tomasetti house. If you're reading this, you either live here, love someone who does, or you found the family PIN. (If it's the last one — hi, you weren't supposed to.)

A few things that are true here, so nobody has to explain them twice:

- The server is named Star Command. Yes, really. No, it's not a space station. It's a dashboard. We're keeping it. - “The internet is down” is usually the ISP bill, not the router. Check the bill before you check the router. (This has happened. More than once.) - The cats are in charge of the furniture. We just live here. - If something plugs in and doesn't work: unplug it, count to ten, plug it back in. Half of all “broken” things in this house are fixed by that sentence.

This wiki is the house manual. If you know how to fix something, write it down here so the next person doesn't have to figure it out at 11pm.